I’ve just met an old guy on the beach
He said his name was Alex
I told him I was seeing an Alex
"Is he a smart Alex or is he just a regular Alex?"
I said he was both.
French manicure, flower print dress, black wedges, braided brown waist belt, pink bow in hair and at a metal show in LA. Funny part? I used to wear fishnets, combat boots , and little shorts. Now im the hipster girl here.
All I want is for us to be good to one another.
"1 good woman is worth a 1,000 bitches."
It fucking felt like a dope ass vacation, man.
#pfft whatevs fashion
Man, I rocked mom jeans when I was 15, in the 9th grade, 2002. Now it’s all the rage?
Don’t try to convince me that I should give you my number bc you’re tryna open a restaurant, will need a waitress, and that our people should stick together. I already told you my ass went to fucking school. Money doesn’t mean shit to me. I saw the way you wanted to devour me when I walked through the damn door.You are a 47 year old man from the old country. I know your kind and I’ve been fucked enough.
the wonder years.
Cutest look on dudes since the dawn of time? The Paul Pfeiffer.
Homeboy was lookin’ mighty fine.
I’d rather be friends with people who call me on my bullshit than people who stay silent to because it’s more polite.